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 23 People Reveal The Absolute Weirdest Places They’ve Had S3X

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There are plenty of places to have s_3x out in the world if you get creative, but usually, everyone winds up in the same place: the bedroom. we mean, yes, you can go to your bed, your partner’s bed, or heck, maybe even a hotel bed if you feel like taking a walk on the wild side. For the most part, though, a lot of people keep it pretty vanilla with their location choices for sex… or at least that’s what we thought until a couple of Reddit threads asked people to share the weirdest places to have s_*x from their personal experience.

From playgrounds to Target parking lots, let’s just say this: People are getting freaky in places way more exciting than the bedroom. Read along and prepare to have your mind blown.

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They did it on a playground.

SWING, IN AN EMPTY PLAYGROUND.

WITH ANOTHER REDDIT USER, WHO MAY OR MAY NOT SEE THIS.

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— PurpleThirteen

They got it on in, not just any parking lot, but the Target parking lot.

TARGET PARKING LOT.

I LIKE TO KEEP THINGS CLASSY.

— kinseytark

They boinked in the church parking lot.

ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR IN A CHURCH PARKING LOT. WE WERE DEFINITELY WATCHED, BUT NOT BY ANY.. CORPOREAL BYSTANDERS.

— transfixedonwhy

They did it at a family reunion.

FAMILY REUNION

 sickjuicy

They did more than cast a vote in the election booth.

I GOT F*CKED IN THE *SS AT THE ELECTION BOOTH

 wttk

Forget McDonald’s — they porked in a Burger King bathroom.

BURGER KING BATHROOM

 PutinsButtCheeks

They rocked the boat in a canoe.

FLOATING CANOE

 ColdBeef

They broke some ice during a Disney On Ice show.

A DISNEY PRINCESSES ON ICE SHOW. FOUND AN EMPTY DINING ROOM ONLY USED FOR BIGGER EVENTS. THE TABLE CLOTHES WERE A NICE TOUCH, THANKS EMPTY DINING ROOM.

 SuckMyUname_plz

This person lost their V-card in a movie theater.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY ON EASTER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER. HAVE ALSO HAD SEX IN A BATHROOM AT A GAS STATION THAT WAS IN A BAD PART OF TOWN.

— debeezy

They got it on in a car outside a police officer’s house.

BACK OF A CAR NEXT TO MY HOUSE IN THE ALLEY INFRONT OF MY POLICE OFFICER NEIGHBORS HOUSE AS HE WAS COMING HOME.

 Full-of-Bad-Ideas

They did it in a shed.

IN A TINY SHED, RESTING AGAINST A LAWNMOWER

 VapeForMeDaddy

They made love on a cliff overlooking a river.

ON THE SIDE OF A CLIFF OVER A RIVER.

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 NotBearhound

They consummated their love right before getting married.

THE COURT HOUSE RESTROOM RIGHT BEFORE GETTING MARRIED.

 Hey_IT

Not only were they in a pool, but they were also in close proximity to her parents.

DID IT IN HER POOL WHEN HER PARENTS WERE INSIDE THE HOUSE

— NeedMoreMayo

They got X-rated at a G-rated party.

CHILDREN’S BIRTHDAY PARTY (WITH ANOTHER ADULT), HER GRANDMOTHERS CLOSET (WITH HER GRANDMOTHER IN THE BEDROOM), A PIZZA HUT, DOG SHELTER (WITH ANOTHER ADULT), ONE OF THOSE MEGA CHURCHES.

 whitegoldz

They did it in a Starbucks parking lot, and she ditched her date for it.

STARBUCKS PARKING LOT WITH A GIRL WHO WAS ON A DATE WITH ANOTHER GUY WHO WAS IN THAT STARBUCKS WAITING FOR HER TO RETURN TO THE DATE.

 donutshopsss

They got acrobatic in her backyard.

ON A TRAMPOLINE IN MY GIRLFRIEND’S BACKYARD.

— philnich

They scored on a golf course.

ON A GOLF COURSE. IT WAS NIGHT TIME, BUT PEOPLE SAW US AND ONE OF THEM MADE A JOKE ABOUT “THE 19TH HOLE”. YES, WE WERE DRUNK.

girlsdemsugar

They did more than mourn in a graveyard.

GRAVEYARD.

 FizzFoxFaxen

They probably got sand in some not-so-great places.

BEACH AT 5AM WITH JOGGERS JOGGING PAST

 nickachu_

They did it where their parents live.

THE LOBBY OF MY PARENT’S APARTMENT BUILDING.

 jgaskins34

The grinding got taken a little too far for them.

PARTY BUS.

— high_side

They did some great things on the Great Wall.

ON THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA.

— Samseaster

Honestly, that list left us pretty speechless, but let us leave you just one thought: How awkward would you have felt if you were on your family vacation to the Great Wall of China and noticed a couple doing it in the background of your family photo? LOL.

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